Recently my adopted homeland, Poland, has been in the news for all of the wrong reasons. It has been distressing to watch a country that I love fall into the hands of the lunatics once again. If you wish to read a little more about what’s going on in Poland, this is a great place to start: ‘The mutiny of the lemmings’.
Unfortunately, experience has proven that lunacy encourages lunacy. Despite frequently tweeting bits and bobs about Poland, recently I have somehow found myself the target of Polish trolls. Check out the following example.
Commie Jews like @Scottpoland are on “intellectual” croustade to destroy reputation of Poles. Let’s remind the world REAL WW2 true history
— Jaś Fazolka (@JasFazolka) December 21, 2015
The sad fact is that a government which is openly bigoted, antisemitic, homophobic and racist only promotes such behaviors as socially acceptable. It is only further proof of the social regression taking place in Poland.
Now as an outed Communist and Jew, despite never having grown a full beard or worn sandals, or shared a sandwich, or fed the five thousand with the sandwich that I had previously refused to share, I feel like I should do my level best to be the very caricature which the trolls desire.
Therefore, I shall now present you with a poem about the bourgeoisie and Yahweh entitled:
My Jewish Communist Croustade
A tin pot dictator,
Sits atop a demagoguery of hate,
Whilst the secret puppet master,
Throws around his weight,
There ain’t no higher power,
Than this devil in disguise,
That never settled down,
Prefers the company of guys,
Oh in the kingdom of bigots,
A dwarf leads the way,
Where you must watch who your friends are,
And watch what you might say.
Is a life in quite a state,
Where there is no discussion,
And there is no debate,
There ain’t no higher court,
This is a terrifying fact,
All the power in this country,
Belongs to one man and his cat.