As coronavirus sweeps the world and people run out panic buying toilet paper for an illness that will make them cough and not shit, I have largely been watching on with some bemusement. The widescale paranoia and the complete selfishness makes me wonder if we do not actually deserve it. I am old enough to remember a different world. My Grandparents, only two generations removed from me, survived a war by coming together and helping their neighbors, and here we are 75 years on, in an age when grown adults have fistfights over toilet rolls. Something somewhere has gone badly wrong in the evolution of humanity, and what made us great and unique has fallen away and left behind a more primitive way of thinking. The truth is that if people genuinely did care about each other they would be looking out for the vulnerable members of our society rather than themselves.
After eight years, Existence Is Futile has finally gone out of print circulation. It is a decision I have not taken lightly. It will continue to be available as an ebook. In the meantime, I am considering a second edition in the future, for the simple reason that I love the story and it would give me an opportunity to honor it in the way Professor Henry Tomlinson deserves.
I hope to be publishing a concept book later in the year. I know that normally someone should write at least five books before they disappear far enough up their own arseholes before trying to share some self-indulgent nonsense, however, I have decided to jump ahead and do something that pleases me for the simple reason that life is short and we will all be dead soon.
My former band YU recently released a new music video entitled ‘Bang Bang’. By all means, take a look here,
Speaking of YU, the singer Kuba was recently on a television show in Poland. As always, he was delightfully eccentric and made quite an unexpected choice of song…
Just the other day I was idling between the news on television with its constant sense of impending death whilst scrolling through Twitter and reading about the forthcoming apocalypse when it occurred to me that I had likely written the perfect anthem for the coronavirus epidemic some years ago. It is poignant, accurate, and holds a poetic truth. Enjoy.
As 2016 draws to a close thousands of talented celebrities from around the world will be crossing their fingers in desperate hope that they can hang on for a tiny bit longer. It is irrefutable. 2016 has been a bastard to the famous. Thankfully I am only a Y list celebrity and thus so far have been spared.
I refuse to see the entire year as something all bad. On a personal level it was a year of firsts. I finally visited New York which was just awesome. I threw myself out of an aeroplane without any sensible reason. I appeared on stage for the first time, rather than my customary position in the shadows, and bizarrely people laughed. Not at me either. But with me. I think. Somehow during all of this I learned something important about myself. The greatest of pleasures stem from escaping my own comfort zone.
2016 saw the release of ‘We Are Sorry’, one of the longest running music projects I have worked on. There were music videos to ‘God Doesn’t Love You’ and ‘Walec’. It was both amazing and at the same time a massive relief to finally see it come to fruition as the origins of the project go back a number of years. I believe we made a huge mistake by not calling our first album ‘Greatest Hits’ as it would have saved us from ever having to record another album.
All that is left for me to say to my readers, groupies, and troll army is Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
As you might know, I live in the Netherlands, and therefore no longer experience summer. Mostly here, Dutch people spend the middle of the year weeping uncontrollably as Hollywood repeatedly plays with their emotions by pretending that other countries have four seasons instead of just wet. Thankfully there are summer holidays. In the modern age this is where people fly thousands of miles to lay somewhere in sunshine whilst reading, in the hope of getting sunburned, dehydrated and some form of local food poisoning. If you are one of those people, you may be interested in what comes next.
The good folks at #Smashwords have launched their summer sale and you have exactly one month to take advantage of their generosity, providing you are an eBook reader. They are offering:
And just in case you live under a rock and for some reason haven’t seen the new music video from my band #Yu, you should definitely watch this video. The lyrics, the music and the video was all created by us, which is #Yu and not only me #GodDoesntLoveYou