The Self-Isolation Blues

We have reached an awkward time in our great nation’s history where the vast majority of us are trapped at home desperately trying to find a way to avoid all of those jobs we have promised our spouses and ourselves that we were going to complete whilst knowing deep down that we had more intention of riding downhill sitting on a cactus in a shopping trolley with a wonky wheel over speed humps.

I, like the rest of you, have a list of things I should be getting on with which are not procrastination, and like you I am completely failing.  Therefore in the name of doing as little as possible, I have made all the wonderful stories I have published free on Smashwords as part of the author gives back sale.  The aim of the sale is as it says in the title, to give back.  If our stories offer a sense of distraction, maybe the odd snicker, or provoke some form of cognitive function then we will be doing our bit to fight the self-isolation blues and hopefully offer some comfort in the darkest of times.

Thus all that is left to say is go forth my friends, stay indoors and take care of everyone that you love.  To download the 47th best collection of stories written by someone named Scott Andrews, click here.

Till next time.

PiSlamistan Has Been Polished

Having spend nearly a decade of my life in Poland it has always been somewhat of an ambition of mine to see something I have written be translated into Polish.  The fact that it is a novella I wrote in response to something that has been going on in Poland makes this so much sweeter.

This is a very special moment to me.  I want to say a massive thank you to my translator who shall remain nameless.  Her support means the world to me and I am ecstatic that she was about to find the time for this project.

I want to say a thank you to the myriad of wonderful Poles that I have encountered in my life.  I have met many people who were reluctant to read my brain drippings as they lacked confidence in English.  Now you have no excuse and nowhere no hide.

I also must say a thank you to my army of volunteer proof readers.  Thank you for giving up your time for a great nation.  PiSlamistan thanks you, you truly aren’t the #najgorszysort.

The last point I want to raise is the very reason I wrote this story.  I want to thank the women of #Poland that made their voices heard when their own government tried to dictate what they could do with their own bodies.  You are amazing, and inspiring, and if nothing else I am awestruck.  After spending all those years in Poland if I have learned anything, it is that no man, no matter how powerful he thinks he is, can ever win an argument with a Polish woman.  This story is dedicated to every one of you Polske Panie.

You can download the polish translation of #PiSlamistan right here

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