Imagine you are sitting in a bar with your life partner. She/he happens to be particularly anally retentive, and has an insatiable appetite for information. As you are slowly drip feeding her/him every morsel of information regarding your unspectacular life you notice someone at the bar. This person is alone. Lots of people glance nervously at this person, many even recognise this person, but no one dares approach them. On first inspection you suspect that this person is nothing special. Maybe not even average. But the longer your partner tries to suck information from your soul the more attractive that other person looks. And that person is Googlina Pluss.
Thank you Facebook for informing me my timeline goes live from April 6th. From all the things I pray for, having a timeline is up their with… genital warts, or even an anal cavity search. There is a time or place for timelines and that is history lessons in Primary School. From all the good you did as a weapon in the Arab Spring, I think it’s fantastic that you are such great advocates for freedom and free will in particular. I especially appreciate the fact that you didn’t give me a choice.
That’s not to say that I blame you entirely. The passive nature of the average human being makes taking such liberties so incredibly easy. I am from a country whose last Prime Minister wasn’t elected, living on a continent with a President nobody voted for, where each country signed up to a constitution which a number of countries voted against. We live in an age where it’s illegal to smoke in public premises even if you happen to own them, where we can be detained in prison without charge for up to 28 days and where cucumbers are only allowed a bend of 10mm per 10cm in length, so believe me I understand why you feel able to disregard free will so readily.
Imagine a magician beside a dining table before an attentive audience. On the dining table there are 257 table cloths. On top of the table cloths is a full dining set. The magican pulls away one cloth and the glasses and plates remain in place. He is a magnificent magician, possibly the greatest in the history of the world. He does it again and again and again. He repeats the trick 257 times. Despite the fact he is an extraordinary man he has to stop. There is nothing more he can take from the table. As the magician finishes his performance, he turns and swoops into a bow and realises that the audience has left. That’s the trouble with repetition. The more times people experience the same trick, the less chance there is that they will stick around.For those of you that never read the original post here it is And yes you can now find me on google+